please stop calling me every half an hour i told you i will be ready in 5 mintues jeez how girls get ready there's a common belief that girls need alot of time to get ready. a lot! well let me just say, that is so true. but do peoplerealize all the stress?! i only have 3 hours left! pressure!? even torture!? ow! we gotto go through when getting ready for a special occasion â like going to school or steppingoutside the house, you know huge events. imagine the situation! what? we go through abreakup. oh so sad! what do we do to comfort ourselves? tell me. we spend the days at homeeating junk food and watching tv.
wait i do this everyday too. never mind! suddenly anunexpected chance of a lifetime is thrown into us. see this is the chance. ow.... huh... date!? yeah! wait tonight?! oh no! we regret all the chips, pizzas, and otherjunk that we consumed in the past months. but there's no time to feel sorry becausewe have about 5 hours to put ourselves together and slay that date! wait! how much time dowe have? 5 hours! *gasp* we're not going to make it! so here's how we girls get ready for abig occasion like a prom, first date or a
night out. step 1, call bff! âno matter how much in a hurry you are you always take the time for your friends, right? i only have 5 minutes. you won't believe whathappened. he asked me on a date!!! i know... i only have 4 hours left, i got to go! bye! bff is informed. we can now focus on ourselves.we haven't been exercising at all recently that's true. but one kick as workout canstill make a huge difference for our body! this is not working... huh whatever. let's try with food instead. we may have beenconsuming ridiculous amounts of junk food
up until one hour ago. oh, i miss it already!but not any more... no way!! we're gonna wash all that away with some super healthy meals.chia seeds, macca powder, goji berries are life. that's poison you know, you're gonnadie. there are tons of healthy recipes online promisingamazing results for our skin, hair, nails, body, life, everything. drink this delicious detox smoothie for youthfulglow! instant results! yes, let's do it. apples! spinach! milk! haâha! cheers. *gag*
ok, maybe our muscles aren't defined aftera 5 minute workout. and maybe that smoothie only made us feel sick but at least we canmake our skin look amaze-balls. yes! i heard a beauty guru talking about that diy facemask that transforms your skin in seconds! like snap! i need to try that!egg! avocado! oil! ew, this looks like puke, i hope it works. oh this burns my skin reallybadly! oh my god what's going on, please go down, please! oh my god, no... at this point we should be looking healthy,fresh, glowing but we still look like us or
even worse. so depressed - everything goeswrong. it's time for some severe action in the bathroom. we still have so much to do!body wash, pre-shampoo, shampoo, post-shampoo, conditioner, exfoliate, wash, moisturize,brush teeth,makeup, hair, dress, nails, dress up! all i see is you, all i see is you... what?!why today? i'm gonna touch it not going to poke it! stupid pimple! whathave i done?! no stress sara, i'm going to cover it with makeup! makeup makes us lookall nice and glam, but in the process of applying makeup we look rather horri... not reallyappealing. here are the 10 horror faces girls make while applying makeup: chimpanzee, dolphin,aye aye, dog, hyena, aardvark, lizard, tarcier,
proboscis monkey, inverse raccoon, and peoplethink the duck face is weird... when we are in a hurry, things can go verywrong especially with makeup. ow that's a bit dark! what? ok, i can dothis. seriously?! i need the toilet sweetie. hiss. what?! ouch! oh great! what? i hate you! stupid makeup! but one thing istrue though: nothing makes us happier than
mastering something difficult like a cat liner! what? both eyes are the same?! oh my god,i can't believe it!... wait i've got to document this! alright, makeup is on point, but we stillhave to fix our hair. by the way, as soon as we turn on a blow-drier, curling wand,or when we shower we become super stars, models, singers... for you, i let you break my heart in two!right to the edge of the earth with you! there's nothing that i wouldn't do you're so dangerous,dangerous for you... i think we do it because we feel like no onecan hear us... well, we're wrong. there's nothing that i wouldn't... but the
most embarrassing is that this is how we thinkwe sing. and this is how we actually sing: this is forever!!!!!! oh well. ok, back to hair! what hair styleis in right now? long, voluminous, luscious hair! right, so anything but this. how tosolve the problem? extensions! yeah. mom what do you think? are you going on a halloween party? ah forget it! i kill you! aha! sometimes i really wish i was a guy. let'ssee how he's probably getting ready for a date i'm jealous! whatever. we all have that one favorite dress that fitsus like a dream. oh man! but of course right
when we need it... ha it's in the wash! aah! come on dress you can do it! you can't fail me today! no please! oh it worked! yay, i did it! yay, i did it! haaaaa... legs! ow! jeans it is! jeans is great. alright, we are almost done and ready to killit on the date. sorry. we forgot to post about
the big moment on twitter, facebook, instagram,whats-app, whatever, snap, let's take more pictures. as you may know, we girls have severalsocial media approved poses to chose from: kiss selfie, pretend you're asleep selfie,duck face, fish selfie, look at me i'm so fit selfie, lizard face, mustache selfie 1,mustache selfie 2, no that's not cute, unintentional front camera selfie, horse selfie – no that'snot approved, enjoying on the beach selfie. right, we have officially survived gettingready for a date!! woohoo, victory! but we only have 3 minutes left so go, go, go, go! keys! he's not here yet!
how do you guys get ready for special occasions?tell me in which of these situations you find yourself most often? don't forget to check out my previous comedyvideo and subscribe to my channel if you are new here. thank you so much for watching andi will see you guys soon. mwah!
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